Wheeeee, tis 2006!
Christmas actually turned out quite well considering my bro being incapacitated. Actually he isn’t too bad, unlucky as he is… he seemed pretty good on christmas day and he liked presents, especially the cool thing
was playing with it all day.
Anyways, as we are past all the festivities now, I am now getting myself back into a working attitude and have been working on my evolution simulation project, dubbed “Evolution Simulation”
yay me for original names. I was thinking about calling it Darwinia but I like having money so I decided agains’t it. Anyway, I made a lot of progress on it today and now my little lifeforms move around their environment, some even managed to escape into Textpad. I shit you not! You can ask Grif, he can back me up… was weird.
Also been playing Warcraft 3 an unhealthy amount recently. Grif and I make a lethal Tower Defense map team. A TD map is basically a map with a number of strips (depending on players and teams) that are enclosed by a raised wall, going from one edge of the map to the other. There are a finite number of round, which monsters spawn at the ends and travel along the strip to the other, and you (and your partner, if it is a team TD map) have to build arrow towers and the like inside the strip to kill the monsters before they get to the other end (without blocking the entire strip wall to wall, otherwise they get stuck and start bashing the crap out of your towers). Anyway, as rounds go on, monsters have more life and you have to build better towers. But you only have a certain amount of gold to spend on them, you get more gold from bounty from killing the monsters (which slowly increases as monsters get harder). To win, you just have to kill all the monsters on every round.
Ok, so now you know what TD maps are. Me and Grif have been playing Morts Power TD map repeatedly, we are so good at it we never let a monster get past. However we have never got to the end of the map because you need at least 1 other team still surviving otherwise the map ends in victory for the last remaining team. Which is not cool when you want to get to level 99 (the last one). We have hosted this map on the battle.net so many times, and always the other teams are crap and die before the 20th level. So annoying. So we started hosting maps with “Pros Only” at the end of the game name, which is quite common place on battle.net. But nooooOOOOOo, every fucking noob in europe tries to join instead. So we upgraded our game name suffix to no retards… but alas they still come.
Was hilarious in one of our most recent games. Grif saw the green player building really weak towers at the beginning of the game, tons of them… absolutely pointless… so he started bitching at him saying something like “Look green, you’re useless. You might as well quit now you waste of space” (he might of been getting a bit impatient with all the noobs), and the next thing I know, green quits… awww bless, probably went to cry himself to sleep.
Whoa, been talking a lot about Warcraft 3
oh well
Anyways, to finish, the most recent game we played we actually got right to the end, level 99, with 1 other player (his teammate quit but he still fought on). Only to find that the level 99 monsters were pretty much immortal… didn’t do a scratch to them…. DAMNIT!!! It’s not fair, it shouldn’t end like that!!!