More Treasures, Wooo!
Well, time to get tidying as we’re moving house very soon, but more about that in a later post.
This post, however, concerns a play written by a fellow Computer Scientist that goes by the name of Luke. Carbon dating has yet to return origin of this play, but I think it was a year or 2 ago. I stole the play and said I’d upload it onto the net… this was a very long time ago, and the play was lost in the sands of time only to be uncovered while on an excavation in my desk.
So I shall now present said play for all the masses to read. Apologies for any parts that seem incomprehensible, the language of the play is from a most peculiar time and in some places the symbols have been worn away, deciphering wasn’t easy.
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Dinstant GaZe (a play by Luke)
“Two men, one shoe, a bed of nails leading to a prize.”
Samuel: Give me Shoe!
Ricky G: OW
(Chevy Chase enters)
Ricky G: OW
Samuel: Shoe is mine!
Ricky G: You tear asunder my hope, demons of the abyss curse me
Samuel: Got Shoe! LOLOLOL
(Chevy Chase Drives Car)
Ricky G: Get into the car douche
(driving)
Samuel: Got gear, will gear
(driving)
Ricky G: Burger
(Chevy CHASE exits)
Ricky G: Ass Burger
Samuel: You attempt to curtail my imminent Superiority has fallen flat on it’s child-like, weeping face. Let your pathetic frame tremble before the glory of perfection.
Ricky G: GOT SHOE!
Samuel: ON NO’S!
Chevy Chase: :S
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Well there you go, interpret as you want. A masterpiece recovered from the harsh winds of time.
Jargon
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