Look, if I was joking I would say…
…a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says “Why the long face?”.
Finally after all this time I actually found some english versions of the “Hot Shots” films. Would appear they are quite rare on the internet, especially in english (found some in spanish a while back but didn’t realise till download was complete). I love these films, always made me laugh everytime. But my favourite scene out of both films is the beginning of Hot Shots 2, where Topper and some other random guy are fighting in a barn with loads of people betting on them. They just cause so much damage to everything else except each other until the end, walls being smashed down, spectators getting punched in the face and even decapitated, but the best bit; the guy taking the bets repeatedly gets knocked around until he deleriously gets up and gets his head mushed from both sides 
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Anyways still at home being completely bored and a bit gutted that I’m missing mike and grif’s 21sts, but am making some much needed money, so not all bad. Finished watching Prison Break season 1, getting better and better every episode and they leave it in such a nasty cliffhanger… the bastards.
Internet is ridiculously laggy here as well so online gaming is like swimming through treacle. I just have SkyTV to keep me sane… ACK! Just as I say that mum switches over to “Just Jade” the dumb bitch that looks like a pig from one of the previous Big Brother seasons *cries* SHE CAN’T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH FOR FUCKS SAKE!!! *sigh* Only reason shes got any credibility is that she has mahoosive knockers :/
*sighs again*
